Wednesday 30 October 2019

FACT



if you feel you need to spy his/her WhatsApp
the whole thing is fucked already.

Tuesday 22 October 2019

Friday 18 October 2019

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz



Still singing but like when we played vynil records at the wrong revolutions O_o.
Cannot wait to hit the road, gorgeous...

Thursday 17 October 2019

MARATHON DAY 2

Charlie Worsham - I Hope I am Stoned 

Getting ready for my second marathon day. 
3 Days a week shift, 13 hours a day (and an hour break somewhere in the middle)
I don't remember when was the last time I went to work smiling and what is more shocking : came back singing and laughing to myself.
Let's see how I feel tomorrow...
I've been thinking about your question, flyboy. 
No... I wasn't! But from next week I will -  write full time.
what a feeling.
Go enjoy the day beautiful people.

Sunday 13 October 2019

ASPIRATIONS



So Anita and I realise there is nothing we can do to be happy in the company we work for. Unfortunately, we work in the finance sector but what we would really enjoy doing is making people laugh.
Before we leave the restaurant, our waitress comes to me and whispers:  "can I tell you something?"
Naturally, I say yes, intrigued. 
"You are terribly funny." She says.
... mision cumplida, Anita. 

HEAR NO EVIL

"Mum please! do you know the balls it took for me to tell you???"
I storm out of the bathroom without looking back.
I sit on the sofa, wondering what the fuck I was thinking when I thought myself mature enough to bring a creature into this world. 
"I do, know… do you know the balls it takes to know and not do anything?" I whisper in her ear when I return a moment later to her side.

To act and lose their trust so I cannot ever help them or to keep quiet and risk seeing them sinking?
right answer: DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

50 percent increase in teen depression in the past 6 years. 50 percent... buy yourself a dog. Nobody wants to come to this world anymore.