ADHD MEDITATION

 

 

Me trying to tame my mind a little during meditation... fat chance.

ADHD SHOWER TIME

 

So the story goes— 

I climb into the shower with my mind still in the living room. I could write about that actually, is not bad, and probably not hard. The water pressure is so crap in this place, damn it. Dirty mouth, dirty mouth, stop swearing. Yes, that story... let's put some shower gel on the ... what was that idea again, the one one I wanted to write about? oh yeah! that's it. 

Suddenly—what is that smell? mint? I didn't realise I had a minty shower gel. Oh damn! I've used the shampoo instead! Never mind. Go on Lu, you don't have all day. Let's clear all this lather, damn it, shampoo makes so much foam! Did I run out of shower gel? is that it? No! here it is, rose and almonds and God knows what else. Yes! the story—I damp my hair first— it's going to be great! what the heck? this shampoo doesn't make any foam! Oh... 

and yes... all that —and then some—it's totally true. It happened to me but an hour ago. The good news is, I now have the cleanest hair in the land and the fresher skin!

ADHD - BREAKFAST

If you can't beat them.. join them! said the Weetabix to the mug of coffee.

THE LAST SUMMER

 

Now I know why I let my hair down as if it was the last summer ever, in 2019— because it was :'(

Every night I dream of home. 

ADHD coffee

 

When you add cumin instead of cinnamon to your latte...

ADHD - keys

 A  ----> Able

D -----> to Displace

H -----> the Home keys

D -----> fifteen hundred times a DAY (for real)

ADHD - OFFICE ACCESS CARD

When your colleagues catch you trying to open the door by swiping your access card all over the new sanitizer gel dispenser instead of the card reader

ADHD - PRINTERS

When you press "print whole doc" instead of "print current document"...

Happy writing, people. 
And to those who don't write... what are you waiting for?