So the story goes—
I climb into the shower with my mind still in the living room. I could write about that actually, is not bad, and probably not hard. The water pressure is so crap in this place, damn it. Dirty mouth, dirty mouth, stop swearing. Yes, that story... let's put some shower gel on the ... what was that idea again, the one one I wanted to write about? oh yeah! that's it.
Suddenly—what is that smell? mint? I didn't realise I had a minty shower gel. Oh damn! I've used the shampoo instead! Never mind. Go on Lu, you don't have all day. Let's clear all this lather, damn it, shampoo makes so much foam! Did I run out of shower gel? is that it? No! here it is, rose and almonds and God knows what else. Yes! the story—I damp my hair first— it's going to be great! what the heck? this shampoo doesn't make any foam! Oh...
and yes... all that —and then some—it's totally true. It happened to me but an hour ago. The good news is, I now have the cleanest hair in the land and the fresher skin!
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