Explanations

 

 

 

Hot.

Hot, hot, hot.

Hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

hot. 

What Is This?

 

Sleepless in Deadhill, racing at midnight singing to Aerosmith's Cryin'.
That's what you get when you find an open pack of condoms in your partner's travelling-without-you bag.

PS - I guess it could be worse, at least he was using condoms <gulp>