This happens, and I quote (the names are changed of course, except for "me". Please don't think us insensitive, in extremely stressful jobs such as emergency call centers it is quite common to slide into a comical conversation to try and mitigate the bad yuyus that arise sometimes) :
Sarita: "the guy had to perform CPR on the dog"
me: "Sorry ... the customer had to do CPR on their dog? how the heck do you do cpr on a dog?"
Fabian: "have you watched Something About Mary?"
Biggest Boss: "they didn't have to do cpr on the dog surely!!! how do you do cpr on a dog???"
Fabian: "have you watched Something about Mary?"
me: "I don't remember anyone carrying out cpr on a dog in Something About Mary???"
BIGGEST BOSS: "they didn't do cpr... the dog is staying with family!"
Sarita: "the dog is staying with its family???"
BIGGEST BOSS: "No! it was the wife"
me: "the dog's wife had CPR done on her???"
Fabian: "just watch Something About Mary and you will see how CPR is done to a dog!"
of course right then we had to check on youtube and sure enough:
It's Friday people!!!! have fun and for heaven's sake:
1/ don't travel with dogs around Europe in a car
2/ always take plenty of water and/or blankets in your cars if you do travel by car all over Europe
3/ if you can... DO NOT TRAVEL ALL AROUND EUROPE IN YOUR CARS!!!
4/ if all else fails DO NOT CALL MY EXTENSION AT WORK, thank you very much <3
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